Dear Movie Critics:
I did not go to see Transformers 2 (Revenge of the Fallen) to see a nicely developed plot line with lots of attention to detail. I did not go to see some small, subtle special effects.
I went to see robots and explosions, and I got my robots and explosions. And giant battle scenes. I’m happy.
5/5 in my book. If I wanted to be really harsh, I’d give it 4.5/5 because there were a few scenes which were sort of a halfhearted attempt to be meaningful and touching. Removing those would have left more time for robots and explosions!
Sincerely,
Chris Dzombak
I totally went to see Megan Fox’s amazing acting skillz.
LMAO What they really needed to do was take all the human characters out of that movie. Then it would have been the awesome 5/5.